The Contract Humans have with Dogs (and Cats)

There is an implicit contract between Homo Sapiens and the animals we domesticate: care, shelter and food in exchange for not killing each other or eating our underwear.

I got to wondering how such a contract with canines might be structured and worded if it were to be set down in writing.

So of course, I had to draft it….

The contract with cats is similar, albeit less equitable:

Published by admad43

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