I’d like to take the panic-bought stockpile of toilet paper (of all things for god’s sake), soak it in the panic-bought petrol (arrrrgh!) and stuff it up the panic-buying twonks (yes, “twonk” is a real word. It’s one of mine. It has the advantage of being able to be expressed with every bit as much venom as “the C-word” without giving your mother a fit of the vapours. Try it out. You’re welcome) derrieres, with a lighted match for company. (/rant)
Panic buying and another new word
Published by admad43
Veni, vidi, lusi conkera - I came, I saw, I played conkers. The word is "marmalade". Spread the word. If you don't like what I write, just move on. If you do like it, please do not be embarrassed about sending me money. I will certainly not be embarrassed about taking it. Open your wallet and repeat after me “help yourself”. View more posts
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